Welcome to Slice Advice, our monthly column where pizza fans write in with their burning questions and we answer them in the cheesiest possible way. If you would like to ask Slice Advice something, please e-mail pizzatreecomo@gmail.com.
Dear Slice Advice,
How does one deal when you take a bite of your pizza and all the cheese comes off with that bite? You know what I'm saying? I mean espesh on a date!
signed,
Saucy Chin
Dear Saucy,
Sometimes this is just a messy part of the pizza eating experience, and you just have to put yourself out there and hope you don't get burned. It sounds like you are up for trying something hot with a new partner, but we recommend you let it cool off for a few minutes while you get to know each other. Then, when you take the first bite, you might have a better chance of everything staying together. Stay cheesy, saucy!!
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Dear Slice Advice,
My boyfriend talks in his sleep and keeps me up all night! Sometimes I even have to wake him up and ask him to move to the couch in the living room. I'm a real snuggle bunny, so it's tough to have to kick him out all the time. What do I do?
Sleepless in Tennessee
Dear Sleepless,
Have you tried applying the principles of feng shui in your bedroom, taking in consideration the latest styles of meditative, anti snoring decor? Try this for an inspiration. We guarantee that your boyfriend will sleep sounder, and you might have saucier dreams as well! Sleep tight!